12 posts tagged “photoshop”
OK, as requested by Abby, here is my visual representation of the American Idol race as it stands heading into Week 1.
Another from the Reclining Pig Rock Album archives...
The Sumo drug scandal deepens...
After Wakanoho got busted with marijuana, the sumo association decided to randomly drug test all their top wrestlers. Sure enough, two more Russian wrestlers -- brothers Roho and Hakurozan -- tested positive for marijuana. Though Roho denies ever smoking pot and is demanding a second drug test, I imagine he and his brother will both soon be getting the boot from Sumo along with Wakanoho.
Once again, I think the telltale signs were obvious with these two. Check out their official portraits with their chosen "kesho-mawashi's".
Today, I did my final day of workouts in the Men's Fitness "Eternal Beach Body Workout". In 3 months, I've lost 5-10 pounds, lost fat and gained muscle. Thanks, Men's Fitness, for a great workout -- I'm ready for the beach.
The results, I think, speak for themselves. Here's a picture of me after today's final tough workout (cut myself doing some lateral pushups to exhaustion...)
This one is actually an old design, but newly added to CafePress. More animals to come (some day)...
T-shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts, etc., available here...
As you may know, Google has added "StreetView" pictures of houses to their maps, which they seem to have taken without any regard for privacy concerns (as usual -- "do no evil", my ass.) This has made a lot of people really angry. See news stories and a funny picture/movie here and a gallery of pictures here.
I have to admit, this is a bit more embarrassing than enraging to me, but I appear to have been caught, too. Apparently the Google camera van drove by just as my ex-girlfriend, Natalie Portman, was leaving my apartment in the morning. Which must mean the pictures were taken in March, when Nat was going through a tough time and, well, we were a little weak. OK, I feel a little bad for her new boyfriend (I think she said his name is Jake), but Big Google Brother can't be stopped...
This was recently found in some late packrat's lucky great-nephew's basement. It is expected to raise high eight figures in an auction at Christie's this Fall.
(Note: This is not to be confused with what art critics universally agree is a much lesser work of Chagall's, The Poet Reclining, currently found in The Tate Gallery in London.)
This and several other renowned works can be found in the Reclining Pig gallery.
